mitosis 

A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.

The cells reproduce by Mitosis.

mitosis by daniel benyamini February 24, 2008

Mitosis 

What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.

What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
“Hey! You stepped on mitosis!”

Mitosis by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

mitosis 

A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.

"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"

mitosis by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009

Mitosis 

sticking your toes up into something

mitosis in your ass

Mitosis by yungsamurai January 2, 2017

Mitosis 

Verb. Transitive.

Conveying properties or current conditions of your toes.

Examples:
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".

3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.

Mitosis by Please call me Marvin July 19, 2016

mitosis 

this is a scientific penis. this is how you refer to a penis but scientifically.

friend: “hey isn’t that a mitosis?”
science teacher: “you were right! now class, a mitosis is the way of referring to a penis but scientifically.”

mitosis by that science teacher November 1, 2020

Mitosis 

What you say when your system steps on your toe.

*Sister steps on toe* Mitosis!

Mitosis by veryjubby February 23, 2019