Love texting. Love + Texting = Lexting. Texting romantic stuff to your girlfriend so she gives you head later. Adding a lot of hearts and sweet lines from movies that make your girlfriend think you're amazing.
I wish i could just smell your beautiful hair again <333
We should go out to dinner, drink wine, and look at art tonight <33333
I know you're working from 9-5 tomorrow... but i really wanna be your 5-9. <33
I was lexting yesterday and my girlfriend gave me head that night!
The courageous act of not taking any real action. Allowing things to develop naturally and accepting whatever consequences that may follow. Those who let grills rock are incredible human beings.
That biker at the Dead & Co. Concert was not only letting a grill rock, he was allowing his grill to napalm itself!