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Hillbillary 

Someone from Arkansaw with an altered perception of sexual relations, female may wear pants as opposed to male counterpart; may also describe someone with poor money management skills.
Cousin Paul has a real serious problem with hillbillary.
Hillbillary by Fallen Angel Jenn February 9, 2008

hillbillary 

Verb. - To be blind-sided by a machiavellian carpetbagger from Arkansas. - OR - The act of moving to a state where you are relatively unknown for the purpose of hoodwinking the populace into electing you to a high office, such as the U.S. Senate, and then devlivering absolutely no discernable or positive results for your constituency, and then using your ill-gotten position as a stepping stone to attempt the same con on a national level, like say, in a run for the White House.

N. A buck-toothed, carpet-bagging be-otch from Arkansas whose husband married her for political gain, and who exhibits a general lack of morals or ethics and a willingness to do or say anything to achieve power and wealth.
V. - "Hey Bill, what do you say we hillbillary those poor, stupid bastards in New York state.

N. - Once Slick Willie was done Monica-ing around in the White House, he and Hillary set their sights on perpetrating a good old fashioned hillbillary on the unsuspecting, good citizens of New York state.
hillbillary by Obama Yo Mama December 9, 2008

Hillbillary 

Term of tomfoolery originated made by the greatest surgeon Nip Dawg
See "Hillbillary Christmas Carol" for further examples
Arkansas is the capital of hillbillary
Hillbillary by Nip Dawg March 5, 2025

hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.
Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga
hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

Hillbilly brandy

Moonshine distilled with much fruit and aged.
The hillbilly brandy was from the McCrory brothers down the lane by the trace.
Hillbilly brandy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Hillbilly Highball 

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019