A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

Chodeitis by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

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The chodesters

Worlds most vicious small dick gang

Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”

Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”

The chodesters by Ray Nathan August 2, 2018

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chodester

the owner of a chode

ryan is such a chodester

chodester by big black cow January 13, 2009

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