Shum Liam Lum Doobily 

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

sum de lum 

An ancient Chinese saying that means awesome.

Do you like to sum de lum in your pants?

sum de lum by DestroyerisBeast April 16, 2011

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS 

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010

Lumsdenitis 

A brain deficiency causing someone to be abnormally soft, often comparable to a feathered pillow or a soft piece of diarrhea. Symptoms of this disease include: going to sleep at 9:30 pm on weekends, only being able to handle up to 5 shots in any 2 hour period, being belligerent from half a four loko, being full off half a sald, and falling asleep in random places such as buses,trains, and other peoples beds.

1. "Wow i just feel terrible for that kid, i heard he just got diagnosed with Lumsdenitis."

2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."

Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"

3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"

Lumsdenitis by Jmoney, Blatt Blatt March 6, 2011

herd of lums

A bunch of lazy motherfuckers sitting around bumping dickheads!

There's a herd of lums in that shop

herd of lums by Tim the Teamster May 19, 2018

Lumsculosis 

an irrational affinity towards the students of LUMS.

A: " Why don't I see X hanging out with you anymore?"

B: "I don't now man. It's maybe because he got affected by Lumsculosis."

Lumsculosis by therealMVPPPPPPP July 30, 2017

LUMSH 

Acronym for Laugh Until My Stomach Hurt

Heather: "LUMSH!!! Did you see that video about the cop who called 911 after OD-ing on pot brownies with his wife?!? HA!!"

or

Heather: "Dude, that video about the cop who called 911 after OD-ing on pot brownies with his wife made me LUMSH!!!!"

LUMSH by cosmicgirl76 October 13, 2009