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The Gavel 

A sex act in which a man is having intercourse with a woman in the missionary position, and, when he is about to orgasm, pulls out his cock and shoots all over the girls stomach. Before losing his erection, he slaps the puddle of gizz on the girls stomach and proudly declares, "Justice has been served".
Can you believe Ned pulled the gavel on that tri-delt ho last night? It was like judge joe brown up in that bitch!
The Gavel by Tha Dogg October 1, 2006

Bang the Gavel

When you smoke weed to signify the end of a business meeting. Usually signified by tapping a pipe against a hard surface twice.
L: Yo Aaron, why are we still talking about the recipes.. We bang the gavel like 20 minutes ago..
A: Dam, you right.. Lets go to Taco Bell
Bang the Gavel by BootyPimples December 17, 2013

The Travel Gavel 

"I think the travel gavel is jammed"
The Travel Gavel by Lavabite October 27, 2020

The Wooden Gavel 

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.
{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!
The Wooden Gavel by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

The Gazelle 

"The Gazelle" a move performed by a male immediately post coitus, after "pulling out" the male springs off of the bed prior to ejaculation, thus saving the bedding from becoming soiled with semen.
Bob scared the shit out of me, we were going good and he pulled "The Gazelle" on me
The Gazelle by The Hayabusa Kid August 2, 2012

Whacking The Gavil 

Whacking the gavil is when you have a female participant upside down and legs open so she presents herself as a judge's bench. Then a man opens his pants and slaps his penis on her vagina.
Oh man last night youll never guess that this one whore let me start off sex by whacking the gavil!