n.; etymology: A portmanteau
word <sl- (in slutty) and -unch (in brunch)>
a
single meal that takes place between the hours of eleven in the morning to four in the
afternoon and is intended to combine sluttiness with breakfast with lunch. Ergo, sluttiness + brunch becomes slunch.
Daaamn. We went out to slunch the other
day with bottomless mimosas that degenerated into four
loko pong and
nobody remembers what happened or who won.