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text my phone 

Text me on imessage/text messages. (Rather than texting/talking on a social media if you ate not on wifi and dont want to waste data)

Phonetertubes 

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"
"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."
Phonetertubes by lonelocust January 14, 2009

phonedextrous 

One who is capable of using each hand equally well while operating a smartphone.
I'm not ambidextrous because I can only write with my right hand, but I'm phonedextrous because I can use either hand just as well.
phonedextrous by NotAlexandra October 14, 2020
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026