Up your ass 

It is where things belong;)

Someone: Wheres my pen?
You: Up your ass!

Up your ass by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

up your ass 

An apology for clingy or needy behavior such as blowing up someone's phone, or knowingly pestering someone for their attention.

Me: sorry I've been up your ass today.
Friend: thanks, but you need to not text me so much.

up your ass by Kali_kastaway September 18, 2020

up your ass and to the left 

A term that Joe Gatto coined from Impractical Jokers

"Where is Main Street?"
"Up your ass and to the left"

up your ass and to the left by AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken618 February 19, 2018

up your ass and to the left 

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

up your ass and to the left by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016

up your ass and around the corner 

person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner

oh now i found my ipod

to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner

up your ass and around the corner by laughingcat1963 December 11, 2007

up your ass & to the left 

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

up your ass & to the left by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019

up your ass and in your viscera 

Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.

He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.

up your ass and in your viscera by adrenalectomized August 18, 2008