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Red Russian 

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"
Red Russian by steezyfool November 20, 2010

red russian 

ADJ.

To pierce ones urethra in their penis with a hyperdemic needle and then jizzing on his/her's face.
Man last night I gave Texas' mom a red russian, you should have seen all the bloody jizz on that hoe's face.

Red Russianed 

Paying a lot of money for what your told is a "good" vodka to have it turn out to be $8 shitty russian vodka
The girls gave Dan $40 for a bottle of Grey Goose. He came back and gave them "A very expensive Vodka" thats "from Russia so you know its really good". In actuality, it cost $8, and taste like shit. The girls then said, "fuck i cant believe we get Red Russianed."
Red Russianed by Ja Reiss December 12, 2005

100 lb sack of red russets 

What is dropped on evil people by God, not Satan who has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's God, but the real God. Usually happens during the time of Revelation.
Keep on decieving people and you'll get a 100 lb sack of red russets.

Russia's Red Line 

A Proverb used to describe a warning that bears no real consequences. Similar to "China's Final Warning" Can also be said as Russian Red Line" if needed.
"Sam said that if I keep playing Destiny, she'll leave me. I swear, it's like the 5th time she said that."

"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."

russian red scare

when a girl is on her period youdrink the blood from her vagina
My bitch is on her period so tonite im going to get a russian red scare