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asswipes 

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.
It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!
asswipes by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

asswipes 

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.
Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.
asswipes by bob December 19, 2002

asswipes 

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!
i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D
asswipes by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

Asswhipee 

Acting in such a way that others find you endearing and an ass at the same time.
Karen was acting like such an asswhipee that Augustine had to spank her.
Asswhipee by Luna Bella June 26, 2010

aishitestrawberry 

Aishite Strawberry is the definition for a bisexual that is most likely female who also likes anime, their only friends live on polar opposite sides of planet earth
That person is so aishitestrawberry, ew

Asswhipe 

A jerk or a person that shows no respect
That guy over there is such an asswhipe
Asswhipe by Fris Johnson March 1, 2018