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human gas pipe 

A human gas pipe is when two or more people (preferably in a sexual setting) engage in an ass to mouth oriented, human centipedesque configuration whilst performing analingus amidst passing down a chain of gas via ass coughs
Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?

Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe
human gas pipe by Juicey Freddy March 20, 2021

Take the gas pipe 

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.
Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?
Take the gas pipe by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

Rusty gas pipe 

When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.
She was on her period so I gave her the rusty gas pipe.

Take the Gas Pipe 

a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.

abbreviated TTGP.
Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.
Take the Gas Pipe by DJL0455 January 11, 2013

natural gas pipeline 

Colon; Tube that conveys your natural gas to the outside world.
I think that breakfast burrito is making its way through my natural gas pipeline...you'll smell it soon enough.
natural gas pipeline by Peshtar January 2, 2007

Natural Gas Pipeline

When two people stick a boba straw between their assholes, and share each other's natural gases in a act of ultimate submission to one another.
"Hey bro, I'm feeling down and need someone to do a Natural Gas Pipeline with."
"Yeah man I got you, the Chitpotle I ate last night should help with that."
"Thanks man, I'm so glad we can share our gasses with each other, I love you bro."
Natural Gas Pipeline by Promouser October 27, 2025