like a hobo on a ham sandwich 

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found

As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.

like a hobo on a ham sandwich by Jehc Reed June 25, 2005

bulldog eating a ham sandwich 

A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....

Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".

bulldog eating a ham sandwich by Beerswizle October 16, 2003

like a hobo on a ham sandwich 

to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich

Lucas jumped in that pussy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

like a hobo on a ham sandwich by DanTheMAn_5643 November 11, 2010

looking for a ham sandwich 

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz

do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.

looking for a ham sandwich by monkeydan January 8, 2008

Sittin' on a ham sandwich

To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.

Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.

Sittin' on a ham sandwich by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard! 

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard! by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

smoke a ham 

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

smoke a ham by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007