willy wanker 

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.

He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.

willy wanker by Worthleast January 5, 2009

Willy Wanker 

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

Willy Wanker by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Willy Wanker 

That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!

HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.

Willy Wanker by booblover69420 December 2, 2019

willy wanker 

people mostly dudes who are obsessed with porn down loads.

That dude many has a fucking million porn down loads. this dudes an obvious willy wanker.

willy wanker by thomas knight April 22, 2008

Willy Wanker 

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

Willy Wanker by Fannypack December 13, 2015

Willy Wanker 

When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum

Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar

Willy Wanker by Muhammad Rahman May 25, 2017

Willy wanker 

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard

Willy wanker

Willy wanker by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017