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Interanal Gerbilation

The act in which a tube is shoved into a man's ass and a gerbil let loose inside. The bewildered animal will crawl through shit and eventually tickle the man's A spot, sending him into orgasm. A gerbil may later be extracted by shining a flashlight into the rectum. Note: Always wash your gerbils.
Anyone cruel enough to subject an innocent animal to interanal gerbilation
needs to be shot.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!
Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.

Infernal Twins 

The infernal twins are Valkyrae and Sykkuno. They share one brain cell. The name came from when Rae meant to say that her and Sykkuno are “fraternal twins” but forgot the name of it and instead said “infernal”.
Rae and Sykkuno are the infernal twins! They share one brain cell and fight over it constantly.
Infernal Twins by CatsAreSwaggy January 27, 2021

International NYC Day 

International NYC Day = September 17 = 9/17 = 917 (area code)
“Do you know what day today is?”
“September something?”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”

Originally published 9/17/1999

Irish International School 

The Irish International School, is considered one of the most important private schools in Mexico. Only the richest in Mexico are accepted to go on to study there. It is widely recognized for its outstanding and hard working students. The students spend their whole weekends at Faces Club in which they study all night long. Irish has helped form many of their past students into great persons which are now CEO's in very big companies.
Girl 1: Who are you?
Boy: What do you mean who I am? I am not only sexy, I am also from the Irish International School.
Girl 2: Ohh, watch out. They are only good boys over there.
Boy: Do you girls want to go to Faces?

International Baccalaureate 

The small cult-like group of students who are involved in the International Baccalaureate program. Laugh at the bags under their eyes and insane amount of homework now, but your sorry ass will be working for one of these guys in the near future. The near future for an IB kid is not so near, though. Having several hours worth of homework doesn't exactly make the time fly. Because of this, they have extensive knowledge about useless topics, for example :Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. If you are currently an IB student, you would laugh at the irony of such a fact. Then youd quickly realize how this program made you lose your marbles. But you probably never had any if you willingly signed up for IB in the first place.
the international Baccalaureate kids would kill themselves, but they just dont have the time.