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That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.
Samantha-Fuck u stop playing Fortnite

John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!
Cooched by Daddy Rape No No July 18, 2018
Related Words
coochie but shortened
I cooched real hard
you gay whore
cooched by poogobbler May 15, 2023

cooched up 

When something or someone makes your peepee stand up
Mrs.G got me cooched up bruh! or Yo Chuy you got me cooched up!
cooched up by IEatBurgar December 6, 2019

pinchy cooched 

When an individual becomes pissed off about something, extremely angry.
Sarah became pinchy cooched after Jason told her to stop being so fucking nosey.
pinchy cooched by StephyJ October 28, 2007

butt-cooched 

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!
come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!
(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.
couched by adamshane October 8, 2011