Dick mouth

When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.

I didnt kiss my girlfriend in the morning in the morning cause she had Dick Mouth

Dick mouth by Howie Felltersnatch October 24, 2007

dick mouth

Noun: an insignificant, loud-mouth, jerk-off who totally fucks himself over every time he opens his big fucking mouth. To be more specific, someone who repeatedly slaps themselves in their own face with their own proverbial cock while at the same time ejaculating into their own eye socket, causing irritation not only to themselves, but also to everyone around them as well.

Example 1: "Don't be a dick mouth!"
Example 2: "What a dick mouth!"
Example 3: "Congratulations-you are not only stupid, but are also the king of all dick mouths!"

dick mouth by L D October 28, 2007

Dick Mouth

Dick Mouth can be used to define the moment a basketball player dunks on another player in a matter in which both his legs are open and the dunking players nuts are all in the defenders mouth. Can also be related to dunk face.

*dude I - did you see Kobe dick mouth Dwight Howard last night during the game?
*Dude II - hell yea, shit was epic!!!

Dick Mouth by Javi3r03 January 6, 2012

dick mouth

is an insult shouted at men typically. It is slightly more insulting and specific than its close cousin "dickweed," for usually it is used when the person being a dick mouth said something ignorant, is lying, or made an unintelligent statement.

Guy: Why the fuck did side scrape my SUV, dickweed?

Other Guy: You fucking tried to merge into my lane without signaling and didn't bother to check first, dick mouth!

dick mouth by Dark. June 18, 2008

Dick Mouth

An std that you can only get if you have red hair, freckles and have recently kissed someone who has been sucking on a filthy penis. Common symptoms include: Migraines, yellow hands, a common cold and the urge to yell homosexual things when you are angry. There is a very rare disease and only one case has ever been recorded.

"Dammit Brendan don't come near me, you have dick mouth."
"Heard you got dick mouth after hooking up with that chick last night Brendan."
"Damn Brendan, you should really get those yellow hands checked out, you might have dick mouth."

Dick Mouth by Nick Marriott July 2, 2009

Dick mouth

A person who has sucked a mans genitalia, known as a penis

Caleb:Hannah
Hannah: wha-
Caleb: Shut the FUCK up dick mouth

Dick mouth by AntiHomoRepellant April 21, 2019

Dick Mouth

Some one who is gay and has a dick for a mouth and needs to get a life

Wow Your gay nice try though DICK MOUTHH!!!!!

Dick Mouth by blarrggg January 28, 2009