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To reach startling heights of failure
Man 1- today I rejected free oral sex from Angelina Jolie, burned down an orphanage, snapped a kittens neck, And had Taco Bell remove the Crunch Wrap Supreme from the menu.

Man 2- Wow, dude, your a real Ciuffo.
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chuffocate 

Wearing trousers that pull up so tightly in the crotch that the chuff will be liable to suffocate (particularly if the trousers in question are of the man made variety).
If those trousers were any tighter she would chuffocate.
chuffocate by ALGO March 27, 2012
Someone who is considered tha Daddy of all Daddies
I didn't plan on going home with anyone after the bar but he was such a Ciufo i couldn't resist
Ciufo by TheHoodsLastHope August 17, 2020
The act of removing or altering serial numbers on products and then selling them.
I thought I'd got some sweet new mountain bike forks but they'd been cuffo-ed.
Cuffo by John Bundoora March 7, 2009
An amazing family name, full of funny and kind people. They live all over the U.S.A. they have beautiful eyes and kind faces.
yep, those are definetly Ciffone's

chuffocating 

When your feeling chuffocated it means when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not
AYO I HOPE YOU GET CHUFFOCATED (chuffocated/chuffocating: when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not)
chuffocating by bigbussy3000 June 4, 2021