Pendu 

The so called GOAT according to chromosome deficient 8 year olds, the Portuguese ghost roams the streets of the Saudi Arabia looking for penalties so that the kids can make "badass" edits about.

friend 1: my girlfriend keeps ghosting me
friend2: oh so shes a pendu?

Pendu by Pendogpendufr July 2, 2023

Pendu 

He is a ghost from Liechtenstein who feasts on pens. If anyone says penalty he will arrive on the scene in a flash. To make him go away you need to give up your pens to Pendu because that is what he is most obsessed with. If Pendu does not get his penalty he will start to cry and whine for his penalty. He will dive so the ref can give him a free penalty. If the ref sends him off for diving he will trash the whole country of Liechtenstein or Luexembourg and steal all the pens. If you ever encounter Pendu you might just want to call the Barcelona police as the myth that he owns them is just a myth and he ghosts when he sees them. They will arrest him with ease and your pens are safe. Look out Pendu might be hiding in your closet for your pens...

Pendu the ghost attacked me for pens after I said penalty during a FIFA 23 game

Pendu by nightotm April 13, 2023

Pendu 

A shorter name for the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo which was derived from his shorter range of football talents i.e: No vision, passing or effective dribbling whatsoever but scoring only tapins and penalties as well as doing 500 stepovers a match only to partially complete 3 dribbles. This name is also synonymous to Kung-fu Panda due to his similar traits to panda when told to setup a wall for a freekick or his aggressive celebration after scoring a tapin from his teammates hard work.

1. Pendu is my idol, I want to grow up and score tapins and penalties and be called goat.

2. Pendu is mid but we are not allowed to see that.

3. The PSG wall against Manchester City was coached by Pendu.

Pendu by High IQ football fan May 9, 2021

Pendu 

A penalty merchant fraud alleged footballer from Portugal. He loves to stat pad against small teams like Crotone and Andorra and disappear against Porto, Ajax, and Lyon. He is known to cry whenever the referee does not give him a penalty.

Pendu just scored a hattrick against Cagliari, and then he disappeared against Benevento.

Pendu by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021

pendu 

fraud from portugal who score only tap in and penatly he like to steal pens a lot even he miss them.
He puts stat vs luxemborg but dissapears vs germany
he cries when he doesnt get pen or when someone doesnt give his tap in

Pendu is my idol I love him so much but he is sadly finished
Pendu is the tap-in penalty merchant but he is a fraud

pendu by Luuk De Goat January 24, 2022

pendu 

Indian word meaning simpleton or simplistic person. Usually used to refer to villagers.

That Jack is such a pendu, he doesn't even know how to turn on the t.v!

pendu by rss August 22, 2003

pendu 

An international fraud whose biggest achievement is being compared to Messi. When you miss him, you can call Norwich and he will appear but never scream LIverpool because he is known for being dissapeared in a big game. He loves scoring penalties because he cannot score otherwise. He is finished and has just recently signed to a team which plays in the Saudi Arabian league while the true Goat Messi won the world cup some weeks ago. If you want to make him cry, scream Morroco

When I finished my test, I said Pendu, The teacher knew that I was finished.
Kung Fu Pendu- the penalty taker
Hunting Norwich with Pendu.

pendu by PenduFanPage January 5, 2023