Fickmyster

its someone who thinks they are incredibly cool and thinks they are too skinny. they go from guy to guy sucking each pee pee for days... they bite vaginas and ride cammels around egypt. take Smichael David Wagner for exapmle....

Smichael David Wagner: im such a Fickmyster

Audra: i know Smike....

Fickmyster by audrabeechler April 20, 2011

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

ficknoster 

a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts

ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth

ficknoster by simon September 3, 2008

fick myster 

a full out flamer who licks dicks just for the hell of it.

A fick myster is someone who jacks off to make himself cum, and then eats it through a straw.

woah, Mike Wagner is such a fick myster !

fick myster by Anti-Fick Myster September 6, 2011

funkmysters 

any person who enjoys funk-o-delic style groovie beats, dancing, shakin' booty, disco, blues, electronic... any music you can move to

"Tubby really funked up the place with all the lil funkmysters on the floor."

funkmysters by DanaMite November 6, 2006

dickmyster

alot of dick riders

You a dickmyster from being on his side

dickmyster by Im2much4u712 March 5, 2014