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A man with a love for cheese and would do anything to have cheese.
Mr.Perez loves cheese.
Perez by Cheese Factory March 14, 2019
Gaming star, black man that is super cool and browses D of 4chan
Aye you seen that Perez recently he owes me $10
Perez by Manly Essence March 31, 2011
A) To become intoxicated and attempt to urinate on people you know.

Not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an asshole).

B) Person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.
"Dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool - those were new pants."

"Wow, you smell like a perez."
Perez by Tucker T September 27, 2007
The dried up flaky Residue from an accidental shart.
“Dude I’ve got to take a shower to clean off this Perez all over my ass.”

“I’ve got Perez on my aaaaaaaaaaaassssssss”
Perez by Ooooweeeimadethisup August 12, 2018
A dewarff who usually likes to play with other guys dicks.
"did you see Perez yesterday playing with that guy's dick"
Perez by (good...) February 1, 2019
A person who relys on a martial arts, such as 'hopkeido?' to think they are cool, when really they ignore all insinuation and payouts by the public because every1 actually fkn hates the perez. A perez may also enjoy sticking lightbulbs up his/her but hole, to give his ass a good idea...
John: yea so how was ur weekend?
Chris: Pretty good urs...
*perez walks in*
Perez: im better then all of u, watch me do a plus 1 agility kick... adrenamilinin.

John: ...faggot
Perez by drey23 November 27, 2007