A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.

Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.

Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007

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waaaaaambulance

Term used when someone is bitching too much and you are just sick and tired of hearing their nonsense.

Sally says: Oh my god someone stepped on my totally new sneakers and then my nails broke, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!!!

You say: Want me to call the waaaaaambulance ?

waaaaaambulance by Caged *AkA* Tim September 25, 2007

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Waahmbulance

The hypothetical vehicle that's called for someone who is whining, usually in a self-absorbed and/or annoying way.

"I hate myself, and that person said mean things to me, and my milk got spilled, and my cake fell."
"Ugh, someone call the waahmbulance!"

Waahmbulance by A. Noni Moose June 24, 2005

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waaambulance

What somebody should call for when they whine all the time.

She's always whining about something, she should call the waaambulance.

waaambulance by Dillman January 5, 2007

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