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Macintard 

A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.
John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.

Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.

John: What a Macintard.
Macintard by McDBHS February 28, 2011
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MacIntard 

noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.
"Hey, how do turn this thing on?"
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, dude, I'm a MacIntard."
MacIntard by TinyToker August 30, 2007
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Macintard 

Guy1: Wow who is that douche?

Guy2: Lol, it's Marshall, he's such a macintard.
Macintard by P4R4 December 23, 2008

Mariotard 

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.
"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"
Mariotard by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

macoytard 

macoytard is a term for people who are god-awfully obsessed with the Philippines's late dictator's family, the Marcoses. A useless, tax-evading politician, he has been carrying his father's bloody and coincidentally, ill-gotten wealth ever since. Moronic Filipinos still worship this god-forsaken family due to the misinformation and urban legends surrounding their ill-gotten wealth and conspiracy theories which they now finally banked on, preying on old unsuspecting people and idiot teenagers.
He's a macoytard, he supports the Marcoses despite all the atrocities they did to the people.
macoytard ako putangina mo SOLIDBBM2022 padin
macoytard by theragingmole November 29, 2021
Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.
You might be a mactard if...

1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.

2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.

5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.

6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.

7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.

8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...

9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.

10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)

and one to grow on:

11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
mactard by recovering mactard March 23, 2011
Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.
Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?
Mactard by slickenstein February 7, 2010