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the song that EVERYBODY (n00bs especially)freaking plays when in a guitarcenter etc. trying out a guitar.
*starts stairway chords*
clerk: excuse me sir...*points to sign that says "NO STARWAY TO HEAVEN"
wayne:no stairway... DENIED!
stairway by to tha MAX May 8, 2007
short for Stairway to Heaven, the greatest song in the world. you know Tribute by Tenacious D? that is a tribute to Stairway. its by Led Zeppelin, the greatest band in the world. heres a section from the guitar tab for it:
e|---|
B|---|
G|---|
D|-7-|
A|---|
E|---| ...
its not a very big section i know, its just the first note, but isnt it awesome?
and as we wind on down the road
our shadows taller than our soul
there walks a lady we all know
who shines white light and wants to show
how everything still turns to gold
and if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last
when all are one and one is all
to be a rock and not to roll

and shes buying a stairway to heaven
stairway by A D August 28, 2007
The stairway is the booty, as in the stairway to heave vs the mountains of madness.(boobs)
Dam, I would love to get a closer look at dat stairway
stairway by Brandon king May 25, 2018

Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!

Stairway Comeback

After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.
Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"

stairway to heaven 

the song i turn to when im sad or feel like listen to Zeppelin
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying the stairway to heaven.