monkey butt

on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

monkey butt

when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt

by cream of some yung.. January 26, 2003

Monkey Butt

A derogative term for monkeys

Hillary Clinton is a Monkey Butt

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 November 12, 2019

Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.

I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"

by Blue pickle August 22, 2007

monkey butt

after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey

by Chris Anderson May 26, 2003

Monkey Butt

Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.

I love you Monkey Butt!!

by I love erin :) March 2, 2009

Monkey Butt

When you stay in wet clothing (usually swimming trunks) for to long, you're butt begins to itch.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.

Dude, I went swimming and never dried myself off, now I have the worst case of monkey butt ever!

by [e-mail] August 3, 2010