Sub-Zero: Hey, any of you other guys hear a turkey?
Scorpion: Oh, that's just Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Huabalala Dubba Whaha Gobble!
Johnny Cage: Look out! His dragon is attacking!
A chinese (not Japanese) martial artist who is the main hero of the Mortal Kombat series. And by the way, the name "Liu Kang" sounds about as Japanese as the name "Pancho Villa" sounds German.
The strongest Shaolin Temple warrior. He is a chosen warrior from the Earth. He fights to protect the Earth of the invaders like Shao Kahn and Shinnok.
A cunt from Mortal Kombat who has been top 5 for 3 games straight, because favouritism. "Protector of Earthrealm" and "keeper of time" while being too scared to hug a girl back. Absolute pussy of a man.