Hawtmonkeybuttsex's definitions

liu kang

A very strange man who talks like a turkey and has a dragon in his pants.

Sub-Zero: Hey, any of you other guys hear a turkey?
Scorpion: Oh, that's just Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Huabalala Dubba Whaha Gobble!
Johnny Cage: Look out! His dragon is attacking!

by Hawtmonkeybuttsex August 9, 2007