DDJ 

Doctor Doctor Jerry; A mixed drink composed of Dr. Pepper, Dr. McGillicutty's Cherry Schnapps, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum. It is also proper to refer to the drink as an “Honorary Jerry” which alludes to the many honorary doctorate degrees bestowed upon Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins in his lifetime.

Matt (at lunch with business associates): Excuse me, waiter, I'll have a DDJ, please.

Sailor Jerry (in background): Always a good decision!

DDJ by Beans-n-Fixins August 5, 2007

DDJ 

Dumb-dad-jokes

When someone using dumb dad jokes, you either laugh ir dont at their ddjs

"I love Camille she always laughs at my ddjs"

"Yeah because she has a bad sense of humor"

DDJ by Dellbop May 18, 2022

DDJQ 

Daily Dick Joke Quota (DDJQ): DDJQ, an acronym coined deep in the Ozarks, is intended to remind dick joke connoisseurs and practitioners alike of the minimum amount of dick jokes required in a given day.

Richard did not meet the DDJQ in our group text today, so he's been removed.

Wow, you blew past the DDJQ by 9 am, I've had my fill of dick jokes for the day.

DDJQ by Dick Rocket August 20, 2018

DDJS 

Didn't do jack shit/doesn't do jack shit. An engineering acronym.

Kirk: "Scotty, how far are we on replacing the dilithium crystals?"
Scotty: "DDJS. Ship's Engineering is on strike until you knock off the joyrides."

DDJS by So__Real October 7, 2020

DDJJLB 

This is a acronym from the Afrikaans language standing for “doen dit jouself jou lui bliksem”

Hey Piet kan jy my gou help

Nee DDJJLB!

DDJJLB by ZzyB October 24, 2020

ddjbs

the thing you say when you don’t know what to say when you don’t want to leave people on read

“hey are you here yet?”
“yeah i’m out front”
“ok see you soon”
“alright”
“ddjbs”

ddjbs by asainfartporn December 4, 2021