To-Goo 

Much like a "To-Do" list, "To-Goo" is a list of things you want to Google, or research further, by a search engine of your choosing.

"I need to add the Raising Chickens in Your Kitchens book to my To-Goo list."

To-Goo by Y33tMa September 2, 2021

Goo to Sleep 

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.

> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-

Goo to Sleep by WD103 March 11, 2011

To goon 

To masterbate addictively, obsessively, and with no control over yourself. A person who goons is a gooner. Reddit is filled with gooners who spend long hours daily, gooning to porn and getting nothing else done.

I met a guy at the gym, but I heard he likes to goon so I’m not wasting time on him.

To goon by Hot Writer September 3, 2022

put your mouth to good use 

It is a slang term for sucking dick

Girl how about you come to my house and put your mouth to good use

put your mouth to good use by bigmike23 January 7, 2016

According to Google 

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

According to Google by allterrain October 6, 2013

I swear to Google 

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

I swear to Google by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012

to Google yourself 

to masturbate

Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)

to Google yourself by M_E November 3, 2008