Shrank

A synonym for a meathead body builder. All lifting and no endurance/speed is what a shrank specializes in.

Shrank thought he was fast but got beat in a foot race by Kyle

Shrank by Dr Wellington August 25, 2019

Shrank

1. Used to describe something shitty; bunk
2. something or someone that is uncool, lame, disgusting or gross
3. Skanky or slutty

That girl's outfit is so shrank!

"How was the party?"
"Shrank..."

This cheese and bean casserole is hella shrank!

Shrank by Camille B January 4, 2008

Shrank

Getting insanely high off your rocker. Or being high as F#ck

Yo wanna come over to my house and get Shraank.

We gettin Shrank up in here.

Shrank by Jazy and Marsh February 3, 2014

shrank

A step below bitch.A slut but not totally a slut.

Thomas is a big fat shrank.

your mother is a milf shrank.

Why do you have to shrank it up all the time.

shrank by Jessi Alva July 1, 2005

Shrank

When your favorite pants shrink in the dryer and you still want to wear them so consequentially your balls hurt the next day from wearing them.

:"Man why you walkin' so funny?"
::"Yo man I got some major shrank going on right now."

Shrank by The_Defineanator July 26, 2014

Shrank doo 

A Queef that contains particles of skunk juice with bloated frogs in it.

OMG did you just shrank doo on my kitten?

Shrank doo by Onfono June 21, 2007

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015