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Fruit Basket

Douche1: "Bro, last night's fruit basket rekt my asshole ."

Douche2: "Bro...You're welcome."

(High fives eachother)
Fruit Basket by King Jack Off August 19, 2019

Fruit Basket

The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.
Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?
Fruit Basket by Higgy October 6, 2004

Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.
My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!
Fruit Basket by Frainslug February 16, 2006

Fruit Basket

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina; Also See Basket of Fruit)
Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A fruit basket!
Fruit Basket by RRL October 11, 2005

fruit basket

a roach bowl; a bowl loaded in a piece of paraphernalia made from a mixture of the ends of blunts smoked previously; named for the multiple fruit flavors tasted from the different cigarillo types.
I smoked a huge fruit basket before work and I was high for hours from all that resin!
fruit basket by callamity September 9, 2010

fruit basket

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs
Link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket...
fruit basket by sharkdik June 12, 2007