tarted 

What you are before you're retarted.

First you were plain tarted, now you just retarted, son!

tarted by J.mitch May 8, 2008

Tarted 

Idiot and to act in a foolish manor

Man that shit tarted bruh

Tarted by Enthusiastic guava November 9, 2017

Tarted 

Someone who probably wanted to see what "tarted" meant from that video from random typek.

"Dude, do you know what tarted means?"
"Nah man"

Tarted by DrewbieDo March 29, 2021

'Tarted 

'Tarted describes someone who acts retarded in a manner of ratchet, stupid, thirty, or embarrassing.

Those booty shorts make that white girl look 'tarted.

'Tarted by NannyMary13835 January 18, 2017

Tarted Up 

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.

I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~

Tarted Up by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007

tarted up 

1. - adj. - wearing an excessive amount of make up, a minimal amount of clothing; ostensibly for the purpose of luring a partner into the act of sexual intercourse. Usually reserved for females, but not as a rule.

"Let's skip the clubs tonight...I can't deal with that much tarted up jailbait."

tarted up by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010

K-tarted 

K-tarted is when someone becomes extremely high of a drug called special k (aka. Kizzo, Ketamine, K).

Being K-tarted also usually involves some stupid behavior followed by a retarded look on the persons face.

Another term for the word K-tarted is Kizzazeld

woah look at her shes k-tarted

or did you see bob yeasterday he was Kizzazeld

kkizzazeldkizzoketaminespecial k

K-tarted by SwayJunglist June 19, 2009