bumfuckity 

Bumfuckity: The meaning of being a dumb fuck and lazy bum..... My son was whining and was being a lazy bum about his life ect. So i said quit being so Bumfuckity!!

Son you are such a lazy bum fuck and whining about it! quit being a Bumfuckity!

bumfuckity by kitten whiskers September 30, 2014

Bumfuckity 

A lengthy distance from civilization, and public services OR a remote rural area.
A synonym of "bum fuck nowhere".

"Tom moved to way out to bumfuckity. He's not even close to the city anymore!"
"I was stranded in bumfuckity because there's no public transportation out there."

Bumfuckity by hazelryn February 4, 2020

Bumfuckistan 

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

Bumfuckistan by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

bumfuckegypt 

Actually, it means that you live in the middle of nowhere - in the boonies - out in the boondocks - in an extremely rural or out-of-the-way area. Destination has nothing to do with it.

If the nearest place to buy gas for your car is an hour's drive away, you live in bumfuckegypt!

bumfuckegypt by RAVENNY August 29, 2007

bumfucking 

Exactly what it sounds like.

I got bumfucked today.. man, my ass hurts.

bumfucking by Anonymous June 21, 2003

bumfucktacular 

adj.
to describe a once indescribable extraordinary occurance which leaves people speechless and in awe. something which is as spectacular as butt sex.
bumfucktacular is arguably greater than fucktacular.

"Eli mannings escape from a sack, and then pass to David Tyree, AND THEN David Tyre's catch was the most BUMFUCKTACULAR plays i done ever seen!!!"
"yeah, eff them cheating Patriots. Go Dolphins! '72 represent"

bumfucktacular by Bisson76 February 14, 2008