Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017

Shit pains 

The crappy feeling in your stomach when taking a dump, almost like your stomach is collapsing in.

Jack's got the shit pains! I can hear him moaning in the bathroom!

Shit pains by UncleNick April 8, 2012

Shit Pain 

When you get sharp pains in your intestine. You know it's not period pain because you're not female.... 10mins later you have a Class 10 shit sub to dispose of.... "SHIT PAIN"

Rob - "Don't talk to me, I've got Shit Pain today."
Carey - "Is that like period pain?"
Rob - "SHUT UP"

Shit Pain by RawtenDeek October 25, 2011

Jizzy-Shit Paint 

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"

I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.

Jizzy-Shit Paint by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

pain shit 

when your rectum turns red like a red stone torch from minecraft and the poop dispenser releases your brown log with some blood or your ass hole feels like hooks law

guy: my rectum is red like a red stone torch

guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs

guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood

guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law

pain shit by i❤️gayshit May 18, 2022

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain 

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Shit Shave Shingle Pain 

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

Shit Shave Shingle Pain by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019