Joab 

A "Joab" is a really attractive and sweet young man ;) he has the cutest eyelashes ever and the most wonderfully shaped, clean, brows....god he's handsome.! He is also very responsible and really good with kids (: he will make a great hubby one day :D A joab is one of those guys that can make you smile just by looking at you, he is funny <3 and he has anything a girl can want ;)

Ashley: Omg I want to date that joab he is sooooo cute ;D

Joab by thatgirl52 February 13, 2013

Joab 

Joab is the guy that all the girls will love. His hair is amazing , feels like puppies. He is rlly good at soccer nd is definitely NOT a virgen. Anyways Joabi is amazing. "Joabi" if yhu readin this shii yhu alr know who it is

Love yhu -Erin

Joab is so adorable and his hair is so soft .

Joab by Ecbaby05 April 22, 2019

JOAB 

An abbreviation for "Jump Off a Bridge"

used similarly to DIAF and FOAC

1. I have nothing to live for anymore.
2. GO JOAB!

JOAB by xhilr8d May 22, 2007

Joab 

A Joab has a perfectly round cute delicious butt and he drinks entirely too much grape juice

Joabs butt is crazy today dawg have you seen it?!

Joab by Your animu waifu March 25, 2021

JOAB 

An acronym for "Jump off a bridge". This is something you would say to someone who is not showing you any respect.

Some guy at work was bothering me so I said to him, "JOAB"

JOAB by funny fellas January 13, 2014

Joab 

Joke on a bitch

Man: damn you ugly wassup with that nappy ass weave
Woman: oohh you tryna joab fuck outta here with them busted jordans
Man: oh now u tryna joan

Joab by ACNJ31 June 30, 2014

JOAB 

abbreviation for Jerk-Off/Asshole/Bastard. Someone who isn't amply defined by less than three obscenities.

Not only did David not have the guts to break up with me to my face, the JOAB called my mom's cell phone, and left a voicemail telling her to tell me that I'd been dumped.

JOAB by Insafemode May 15, 2008