meetingitis 

Having so many meetings that you can't get your work done.

He had a bad case of meetingitis, that's why his work wasn't done.

meetingitis by starknight August 4, 2007

meningitis 

a disease in which there is inflammation of the meninges, caused by viral or bacterial infection.

i got meningitis three years ago

meningitis by Daniyal valizadeh December 6, 2007

meiningitisis 

the after affects of the fine cuisine of Mein Bowl in the Trojan Center and Troy University

Man I ate an Mein Bowl and now i have meiningitisis

meiningitisis by Jclemons September 22, 2011

mellingitis

A disease that is characterized by sleeping all day, and sometimes drinking too much.

Person 1: God, that girl fucking sleeps all day.
Person 2: Maybe she has a case of mellingitis

mellingitis by Porcelain Doll April 29, 2008

spinal meningitis 

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?

Spinal meningitis got me down.

spinal meningitis by Ween April 7, 2005

Monday Morning Meningitis 

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

Monday Morning Meningitis by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

Meningitis 

It's where you like men, not vaginas.

"Rick is not just gay, he has meningitis."

Meningitis by Obamalikesdik August 11, 2009