patricksexual 

a young man who gets his jollies by masterbating to pictures of other men, but is not homosexual.

That patricksexual looked at a picture of that other boy and rocked out on his skin flute!

patricksexual by st. pattyss May 12, 2007

Patricksexual 

A man who enjoys it frequently in the anus but is not homosexual.

That boy is quite the patricksexual.

Patricksexual by St. Pattys December 8, 2006

patricksexual 

the feeling of sexual or romantic attraction to patricks only

Emily: “I have something to confess...”
Patil: “what is it?”
Emily: “I’m patricksexual. I like white cisneros straight privileged men, I’m sorry!”
Patil: “That’s okay. Sexuality isn’t a choice.”

patricksexual by momostoenails November 8, 2020

patricksexual 

A person who is sexually attracted or in love with Patrick Dempsey.

Omg Patrick posted, I’m so in love, I’m like patricksexual!!

patricksexual by francidempsey May 28, 2021

patriosexual 

Sexual desire or behavior directed toward a country or countries of one's origin.

Andy was a patriosexual, so he started to flagsturbate while fantasizing about America.

patriosexual by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

Patrick-sexual 

Feeling sexually attracted to Patrick the sea star from spongebob

"man I want Patrick so bad, Spongebob and Morgan can fuck off"
"I think I'm Patrick-sexual

Patrick-sexual by idf_k March 30, 2022

patriosexual 

someone who always supports a person born in the same country, state, province or city even if they're a complete tool

tool lover: dude i love jim carrey especially in dumb and dumber
man: jim carrey is such a fucking tool
tool lover: omg he's canadian you antinationalist
man: dude you're such a patriosexual

patriosexual by joe rogan the thirty first April 3, 2010