schuber

a piece of shit.

"hey look there ma! My cow took a big schuber on my foot!"

by sarah broach yahh January 27, 2009

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

by Need That For My Math Class March 1, 2022

Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

by DrMurrao June 6, 2018