Qwartle

A big blond beast with sacks that likes to burn shit infront of schools.

Originally discovered by the ancient Maori of Newzealand fear until this day raping the Integra

Sarel the Qwartle

Qwartle by Dr. Stefan Nel June 23, 2004

quartle 

An intelligent creature who feeds on surds and indices. Very Mathematical. At present there are only two known to mankind.

The Quartle excalaimed 'Oh come on, it's like teaching the dead!'

When both Quartles are present you might here such phrases as 'Trust us we're intelligent' The Quartles may contradict each other when present in the same habitat for more than 45 minutes for example one might say 'Pack up' and the other will immediately say 'Don't pack up!'

The Quartle's are known not to be good at Art, this is the only criticism the Quartle will accept 'Looks like I need to go to Art class not Maths class'

The Quartle is well known to do anything in their way to prove a point even if it means a bit of a liberty 'Sorry for doing that, it's a bit of a liberty, I know, but it's just to prove a point'

The Quartle will also over pronounce the 'U' and make it sound like 'Yu' for example solution, the quartle would pronounce as 'sol-yu-tion'

quartle by luket93 March 11, 2008

qwarterbackin 

the act of moaning while wiping

Hey y'all, where did James go? He's probably in the bathroom listening to Drake and qwarterbackin.

qwarterbackin by Ernie James March 14, 2022

quartlebot 

A perplexing occurance of random events

This week consisted of many quartlebots.

quartlebot by borborgymus January 2, 2011

quartley 

when you want to add a definition on urban dictionary to feel validated and important in some aspect of life, so you make up a word.

Girl 1"I'm going to Harvard"
Girl 2"I'm married!"
Me"I defined the word quartley on the Urban Dictionary!"

quartley by Cats. Are. Correct. November 27, 2017