fuck pole 

A term, generally reserved for sexually explicit stories, relating to the male penis.

Gary took his fuck pole and gave Suzy the night of her life.

fuck pole by PJC October 2, 2002

fuck pole 

A pole, pillar or other cylindrical object that can and does survive the stress of a body being pinned against it by another body as the owners of the two bodies proceed to fuck senseless.

"Let's go sit out by the flagpole."
"No, man, Tim took his girlfriend and went and made it a fuck pole. I swear to god there's a stain."

fuck pole by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

Pole Fuck

The act of inserting a pole or rod-like object into another person's anus.

The one rule of Pole Fucking is that you cannot Pole Fuck the Pole Fucker.

"Dude! He just got Pole Fucked!"

Pole Fuck by POLEFUCKER July 15, 2009

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole 

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole by Disclaimer October 7, 2006

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. 

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole by mike s April 5, 2005

fuckpole

A pole, usually a penis, used in hetero or homosexual intercourse.

Bass went down on my fuckpole

fuckpole by Chris Reid July 23, 2003