An acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing and biting into carpet". May also be conjoined with the acronym lmao to produce rofLMAOabic.
SEE: rodflmfao, rofl, lmao, lmfao, and roflmao.
Acronym, based on "Rolling On the Floor Laughing" (ROFL); Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Laughing And Pissing Myself And Scaring The Cat. Generally used for more extreme cases than ROFL or ROFLMAO.
What is that on your head? Are you wearing a chicken hat? What?? It *is* a chicken? ROFLALAPMASTC!
An internet acronym standing for "Rolling on the floor laughing and barfing." This refers to very rare instances when one is so overcome with hilarity that he or she vomits as a result of violent fits of laughter.
Mrs. Barr ROFLABed when I punched Gina's baby in the face.