Bidded 

Past tense of bid on eBay

I bidded on a van and won.

Bidded by bleachedclothes October 31, 2019

Bidded 

The malicious, intentional act of asking for a body of work knowing that later on you will pass it to a coworker to do, fueled by laziness.

Steve bidded to work 3 shifts next week knowing that he was not going to work them and his coworkers would have to pick up his slack, and when the time came Steve called out of work and lounged around his house all day.

Bidded by Bidded2020 August 8, 2022

bidder 

A person who lacks common sense and persists in making mistakes due to a lack of basic intelligence

“Wait, so he said that in front of miss smith. Oh no, what a bidder”

bidder by MeinKnieTutWeh January 24, 2018

double-budded

(Adj.) To have earbuds placed in both ears at moderate to high volume in a workplace or social setting, in a bid to deliberately tune out others around you.

Earbuds may also be worn but not actually turned on, as a visual repellent to any social interaction.

(Coined by Heather C******** at ***** Labs)

"Stacy was double-budded while the new protocol was announced."

"Hey Chase..."
Chase, out of sight on far side of the room: "..."
"CHASE."
Chase: "..."
"...He must be double-budded."

double-budded by Yargengee March 23, 2019

nigger bidder 

A bidder who places a small bid on an eBay item then changes their mind several days later and cancels the bid. Nigger bidders get banned from eBay because they cancel bids too often, which is against system policy.

My item was up to 26 dollars, suavenegro77 bid 30 bucks, but then he canceled his bid four days later. I'm going to report that nigger bidder!

nigger bidder by Panzerwagen April 2, 2011

Biddeford Martini 

A coffee brandy and milk drink. Consumed by women of high moral standing with sophisicated tastes. Beware may carry infections.

So I danced with this chick and bought her a drink, she ordered a biddeford martini, I knew I was in like flynn.

Biddeford Martini by Fingers December 15, 2004

Bidder's Remorse 

When you bid on something on eBay and automatically regret it. Due to this regret you wish to retract your bid, but eBay rules don't allow this. You are left with a feeling of remorse hoping that someone will outbid you.

Sarah: Man, I just bid on a new phone on eBay.

Matt: That's exciting. Do you think you will win?

Sarah: I hope not, I have a bad case of bidder's remorse.

Bidder's Remorse by lady tati April 10, 2011