potention 

a mix of pretension and potential. the word originated on t3h internets...and that is most likely where it will stay.

this thread has no potention.
this definition never had any potention.

potention by phillyb April 1, 2007

Potential Victim 

Often abbreviated to "PV".

Commonly used to refer to a girl with whom you are considering courtship/elopement/copulation/mating/etc. Typically used by people who are less than attractive to begin with; therefore their person-of-desire is considered "prey".

"Spot any PV's (potential victims) tonight at that house party?"

"I'm going to walk around the club and look for some PV's. I'll report back to you with the results."

Potential Victim by kngcn August 20, 2012

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

Witness Protection by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021

Witness Protection For What 

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

Witness Protection For What by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

potentidate 

Someone you're interested in dating.

Someone who has potential for being in a relationship with you.

"What do you think about J?"

"He's definitely a potentidate!"

potentidate by bdazzle August 1, 2013

Protection 

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.

“Dad, why didnt you use protection”

Protection by McMinion March 17, 2020

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

splash protection by ardeliskane May 22, 2008