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The Virus 

The infamous virus that wasn't taken seriously by an inept administration and was allowed to spread uncontrollably causing stupid idiots to buy all the toilet paper in the USA and price gouge cleaning products.

Known by its common name The Coronavirus
The idiots during spring break wanted to play with the virus, so the decided to party up on the beaches
The Virus by Dr. Shady Dre Slim March 23, 2020

The virus 

A virus that started with a dude weirdly eating a bat and soon you will probably get it
A few days ago I realized I got The virus.
The virus by Kim corgidasian June 25, 2020

The Virus 

The Virus, is a know it all prick. Except he knows nothing. Just a prick then

iris the virus

Hoarder of cats. bear whisperer. she has purple hair from too much electro-shock therapy; oddly, it smells permenany like mt laurel. gimp and chocolate glutton. arch nemesis to dan-tzu. obsequious underling of genghis laur-khan.
iris the virus is a strange lady who can be smelled for miles and recognized by chocolate stains on her fingers. hell's fury pales in compariosn to her disdain for dan-tzu.

downloading the virus

Watching porn, based on the viral video 'I Was Searching Around The Internet' about a teen boy that was caught watching porn by his mom and he tried to excuse on a computer virus.
I have to find a girlfriend. I'm bored of downloading the virus every evening.

The Incendian Virus 

A virus that killed countless people in the Eight Less War, where many people where killed. It is unknown how the deaths occurred, but experts suspect the cause is brain damage.
Person 1: Nah bruh I just caught the Incendian Virus
Person 2: L bozo