Mumphed 

To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.

Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.

Mumphed by TYPE August 22, 2014

Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.

Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"

Mumped by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009

murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

murphed up by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

mumphead 

someone who publicly buts in, or intrudes into a private argument or disagreement between two people and denigrates both parties.

This behavior is often seen in a Restaurantor Pub. The Mumphead does not have to know the people arguing. He is more concerned with intruding into the conversation.

mumphead by Imactive March 6, 2005

murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.

lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills

murphed out by ego-chimp September 30, 2005

murph, murphed, murphing 

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

murph, murphed, murphing by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

dirty murphed 

when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.

"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"

"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"

dirty murphed by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 3, 2013