Jesse's Girl Syndrome 

When a guy wants to date/likes a girl his friend is dating, from the song Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield

Bill is friends with Jack, Bill has a crush on Jill and wants to date her, But jack Jack is dating Jill, Bill has Jesse's Girl Syndrome.

Jesse's Girl Syndrome by LJSmithNY June 15, 2014

Jesse s'd 

The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:

a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above

Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"

"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."

"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"

"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."

Jesse s'd by hiding ahhahaha omg skurred July 16, 2008

Jesse's Special Mix of Steam 

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

Jesse's Special Mix of Steam by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

Jesse’s Privilege 

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

Jesse’s Privilege by Pretzmane June 13, 2024

Jesse Sinn 

The lead singer of hard rock band Smokin’

Damn Billy did you see the Smokin’ concert last night?
Hell yeah man, Jesse Sinn can really sing!

Jesse Sinn by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020

Jesse Spencer 

The amazing aussie actor who is gorgeous, and appears on House.

"Jesse Spencer is amazing at life," the girls said in a fangirl tone

Jesse Spencer by Britto June 14, 2006

Jesse Spencer 

incredibly hot actor with a sexy australian accent. intelligent, witty, so so so so so so so HOT. big roles: was in uptown girls and is now on house, m.d. on fox (he plays dr. robert chase). he was recently on tv guide's list of the hottest men on tv-- there was a big picture of him ahhhhhhhh. I LOVE HIMMMM.

Jesse Spencer is sooooooooooo hot.

Jesse Spencer by ~*~*~ June 17, 2006