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worse than ratchet! in line it goes 1)trifflin 2)ratchet 3)Wilkey. It's basically the worst it gets.
Girl-"Coach, do we have to run today?!"
Coach-"Yes we do. It wouldn't hurt you to run anyways."
Friend-"Ohhh damn that was wilkey!"
OR
guy hits the tennis ball way over the fence.
"MAN WHAT KINDF OF WILKEY SHIT WAS THAT?!"
Wilkey by sarmeronii April 20, 2012
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i snorted cocaine up my wilkey
wilkey by neil sinha February 5, 2007
When you just happen to fuck everything up.

When you complain about absolutely everything.

When everything you do sucks
You’re being such a WILKEY.

You just wilkey’d that.

Your wilkering everything today.

Why is everything you say so wilkeristic
Wilkey by Cone elite August 22, 2018
When you just happen to fuck everything up.

When you complain about absolutely everything.

When everything you do sucks
You’re being such a WILKEY.

You just wilkey’d that.

Your wilkering everything today.

Why is everything you say so wilkeristic
Wilkey by Cone elite August 22, 2018

Wilkey juice

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town Tyrone, GA.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Wilkey.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Wilkey pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Wilkey Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Wilkey and get that Juice.

mikey wikey 

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.
( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!
mikey wikey by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013