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gwock block 

the act of blocking the gwocamoli at a party. similar to the famous cock block.
a fellow party member is standing between you and the delicacy of the famous gwocamoli dip, thus making him/her a gwock blocker
gwock block by jeremy fishnut April 4, 2010
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GLOCKCOMA 

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.
After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.
GLOCKCOMA by jpg3 January 29, 2011

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.
"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups
Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

glocktavious

A degenerate male of African American descent. Usually under 40. Lacks education, employment and sexual discipline. Is usually apart of gang violence or residential crimes. Terrorizes every community that he resides in; especially the women and children.
We could create a safe community if we keep the glocktavious’s away.
glocktavious by Truthbetold2023 November 23, 2022

glockford 

a hood ass place, also known as rockford, illinois. depending on where you are shit could go down.
there be so much narco shit goin down, we don’t live in rockford no mo’ we live in glockford
glockford by queen hilfiger October 12, 2018