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1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object
1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."
hurtbag by Brian September 2, 2004
Shedding as much responsibility as possible while whining incessantly when executing a specific action within list of responsibilities.
Stop being a hurtbag and do the dishes. Stop hurtbagging and clean the house.
hurtbag by rileyUD October 19, 2010
1.) One who fancies himself as a heatbag.
2.) Wannabe Heatbag.
Daaaaammnn what a hurtbag.
Hurtbag by JejeKiller December 26, 2010

Hurtball 

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball

in the hurt bag 

Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.
in the hurt bag by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005
To hurt excessively.

1. Collection; mass
2. Condition; state
"What I posted was a solution to a problem that was a prerequesite to solving the problem I was asked. The problem resulted in some serious brain hurtage."
Hurtage by Angelic Amaya September 7, 2006