A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK 

Blackbeard lost tresure

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

spunk shui 

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

spunk shui by frankenspine April 9, 2009

spunk sandwich

This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.

I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

spunk sandwich by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

spunk shui 

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.

My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.

spunk shui by acefan February 27, 2009

spunk shitter 

One who participates in anal sex, after which pushes out a creamed turd.... hence, Spunk Shitter

Simon Hickford of Tongham goes to the hogs back for some gay dogging, dirty Spunk Shitter

spunk shitter by Darren Dent December 25, 2007

spunk sucks

an extremely gay person who is making gay sounds 24/7. He even jerks off in his sleep.

spunk sucks was moaning in class today! he was also showing people his dick!

spunk sucks by chickensarefat69 March 7, 2022

spunk socks 

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

spunk socks by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006